o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza
beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me
mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick
Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club
Uh oh.
your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground
so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance
sorry for blogging so much i'm on a tolerance break from the sudoku app